Almost, but not quite

In case you're wondering, Joy's still pregnant. I wanted to let you know because I can't go anywhere without people asking and we're only four days away from D-day. But I know Noah's birth is getting close. How do I know, you ask?

Simple.

This evening after supper, Joy looked at me with wild certainty in her eyes and declared, "We must go to the Post Office. Now!"

Only a nesting woman can't wait for the mailman to come by tomorrow.